More Things Francis Says

1. Tonight before bed, Sally was telling Francis that Notre Dame will play its first game tomorrow.  "Will we get to watch it?"  Francis asked.  "Sure," Sally said, "we'll watch it on TV."

"No," Francis complained, "I want to watch it at the football court."

2. Late last night, around midnight, Francis got up to use the bathroom.  I checked on her, and happened to be eating a grape popsicle.  Half asleep, Francis asked "Daddy, why do you have a hot dog?"