Thursday, December 29, 2005

Francis Hates Santa


Santa at Lawton Mall
Originally uploaded by The Gulde Family.
Try looking at it from her point of view. This guy wears a red furry costume. He's bigger than life. He's got his hands all over you. You're clearly upset, and all he can say is, "ho, ho, ho."

I think Francis may be on to something here. I mean, this guy gained his reputation by driving eight tiny reindeer on an insane journey around the world. He employs a workforce of little people in the North Pole - conveniently beyond the reach of regulatory bodies. Who knows what kind of sweatshop he has up there? Maybe Francis is right. Maybe we should rethink this whole Santa Claus thing.

2 comments:

Kristen said...

I bet he stinks, too.

Sensitivity Training said...

To top it off, Santa needs help with his hand placement.