tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700169.post4205575082950813660..comments2023-05-11T08:36:13.930-07:00Comments on greyfinch: Bumbo Seats RecalledSguldehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07676240808533990313noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700169.post-3834808313966662662007-10-26T15:14:00.000-07:002007-10-26T15:14:00.000-07:00You jerk, Matt, I can't believe you made me wa...You jerk, Matt, I can't believe you made me watch that cobra video. From now on I will watch only the videos that Sally posts.Laurahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17586322761025305585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700169.post-4978513515249230392007-10-25T14:45:00.000-07:002007-10-25T14:45:00.000-07:00Ha! Happy Fun Ball - that's exactly what I wa...Ha! Happy Fun Ball - that's exactly what I was thinking of as I posted this.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05192854066066991984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700169.post-48081051890845224382007-10-25T14:17:00.000-07:002007-10-25T14:17:00.000-07:00To be thorough, please advise customers of the fol...To be thorough, please advise customers of the following...<br><br>Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Bumbo Seat.<br><br>Caution: Bumbo Seat may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.<br><br>Bumbo Seat Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.<br><br>Do not use Bumbo Seat on concrete.<br><br>Discontinue use of Bumbo Seat if any of the following occurs:<br><br> * Itching<br> * Vertigo<br> * Dizziness<br> * Tingling in extremities<br> * Loss of balance or coordination<br> * Slurred speech<br> * Temporary Blindness<br> * Profuse sweating<br> * Heart Palpitations <br><br>If Bumbo Seat begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.<br><br>Bumbo Seat may stick to certain types of skin.<br><br>When not in use, Bumbo Seat should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Bumbo Seat, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.<br><br>Ingredients of Bumbo Seat include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.<br><br>Bumbo Seat has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.<br><br>Do not taunt Bumbo Seat.<br><br>Bumbo Seat comes with a lifetime guarantee.Mark Woodmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10045600888826156124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700169.post-46566061481937394542007-10-25T14:16:00.000-07:002007-10-25T14:16:00.000-07:00Your add on is too funny. My brow furrowed when I...Your add on is too funny. My brow furrowed when I read the atop elevated surfaces, like are you serious people do this. Sometimes too many kiddie contraptions make people feel too safe I think. It is sad though. I think the same thing has happened with that bathtub seat majigger doohickey thingy. I know one 8 month child from here did drown when left alone in it and if they had never purchased this "latest thing" you know the parent never would have thought of leaving such a young child alone in the bathtub.Fulmer Famhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15143983372009807507noreply@blogger.com